Customise Your Balls
Print a message, slap on a logo, or turn a video of your mate’s meltdown into a scannable memory.
Heartfelt Messages
Say something sweet, savage or somewhere in between. Even your home address if you lose that many.
Vids or Cameo Shoutouts
Leave a heartfelt tribute, or a proper roasting. We’ll turn your video into a scannable QR code.
Images or Logos
Dial up the personality. Great for teams, events, clubs or the side hustle you're finally proud of.
Not Your Average Golf Balls
Scan the QR code with your phone to reveal a cheeky message from our founder. Or just hit the Play Button, if you're already on your phone.
The perfect gift for any occasion (literally any)...
Whether it's a birthday, bucks party or your mate finally broke 100, there’s never a bad time to serve up a personalised roast. Upload a video, we’ll print the QR code, and your mate gets stitched up mid-round.
Get The Ball Rolling
Talking Shop
See who's roasting and who's toasting.
This should be illegal. Too funny.
"Set up a QR code that links to a roast video. Gave it to my mate on the first tee. He couldn’t finish the round from laughing. Genius gift idea."
Jordan P.
Golf Menace
Gift for hubby
"My husband loves golf, so we wanted to give him something special for Father’s Day. A friend told me about Gi"fted Golfer, so we ordered a 3-pack with a video message from our daughters. Was a hit!
Grace M.
Gift for husband
Frothing
"The old man ordered for me as a surprise. Got the footage of my first hole-in-one on the ball! Coolest gift ever!!"
Tim D.
14 HC, Melbourne
Perfect blend of sentimental and cooked.
"Gave her a ball with a cursed meme on one side and “This is why we don’t golf together” on the other. She howled. Then nearly hit me with a 7-iron. 10/10."
Lexi W.
Still Emotionally Recovering
Grandad said it’s the best gift he’s ever gotten.
"Printed a sleeve with a photo of his dog, a quote from Caddyshack, and our family name. He’s refused to play with them. Says they’re going on display."
Sam R.
Favourite Grandchild
Turned my bucks party into a therapy session.
"Every mate got a ball with a different roast. One was just my ex’s name. Another said “swing harder, coward.” Unforgettable. Also might need new friends."
Tom G.
Happily Roasted
Business Balls
"Got 3 dozen printed for our business, with brand logos and a QR code linked to our
website. Came in time for our golf day - staff and clients loved them!"
Sam P.
Perth, WA
Got one for Mum. She cried.
"Wrote “#1 Golfer (In Our Suburb)” on one side and uploaded a baby photo of me mid-tantrum. Emotional whiplash. She’s framed it next to the wedding photos."
Jamie R.
Family Favourite (for now)
FAST DELIVERY
We ship quicker than your mate slices one into the bush. You won't be left empty-handed on game day.
EVENT GIFTING
From weddings, to company golf days, we've got you sorted!
BUILT BY GOLFERS*
We're not any good*, but we are obsessed lunatics who wanted a better way to roast our mates.