Our Balls. Your Ideas.
Select your ball, choose your quantity and colour, then personalise one or both sides.
Go a double print for double the banter, surprise or chaos!
Custom Golf Balls
From heartfelt tributes, to brand logos or prize giveaways, create a gift that hits the sweet spot.
Fast Shipping
Standard & Express Australia-wide
Bulk Orders
Need balls in bulk? Reach out.
Each ball can be customised with text, an image, or a video link (QR code that we sort for you). You get two sides to play with, so choose wisely.
- Use both sides or just one, it's up to you.
- The same design is printed across all balls in the pack.
- Want to test a design before ordering bulk? Reach out.
Keep it crisp. Keep it funny. Here’s what works best:
- Image uploads: JPG or PNG, under 5MB, over 500KB.
- Video uploads: MP4 or MOV via QR (max 1GB). No one wants to wait for it to buffer. Vertical videos work best when scanned.
- Text: Add up to three lines of text. Use one, two, or all three lines. We’ll centre it for you.
- What you upload is what we print! Ensure you're happy with all artwork mockups before proceeding.
If the content breaches our guidelines, that ball is considered Out Of Bounds. We'll notify you to edit or change it. If you don't wish to proceed, you'll be refunded.
Keep it cheeky, not cruel. That’s the spirit of the game.
Every order comes ready to impress — whether you're gifting or guilt-tripping.
- Dozen + come wrapped and boxed up for a snazzy reveal
- Coming soon! Our signature sleeves, on all single, 3-pack, and 6-pack orders...for a next-level gift!
- Orders printed and packed within 1-3 business days
- Free delivery on orders $100+
- Standard Delivery: $10 arrives in 2-6 business days.
- Express Delivery: $15 arrives in 1-3 business days.
- You'll get an email with Aus Post tracking details once your balls are on the move.
We don't offer returns for custom orders as we print what we are supplied. Be sure to upload high quality files for crisp results.
If an order arrives with the wrong quantity, ball type or printed artwork, let us know - and we'll get the correct order sent out ASAP (complimentary shipping).
Need Some Relief?
If you need any advice on your order, design or swing for that matter - just reach out to our friendly team HERE.
LET OUR FOUNDER EXPLAIN
Roast, Toast or Boast
Type a personal message and we’ll print it onto the ball.
- Max Characters: 15 Character per line.
- Max Lines: 3 Lines.
Shout-Outs or Cameos
Leave a heartfelt tribute, or a proper roasting. We’ll turn your video (or file) into a QR code.
- File Format: MP4 or MOV.
- File Size: Less than 1 GB.
Logos or Graphics
Upload your mate’s face, or maybe your golf team’s logo. The simpler, the better.
- File Format: PNG, JPG SVG.
- File Size: More than 500KB, less than 5MB.
Get Some Inspiration
See who's roasting and who's toasting.
Golf Trip Balls
'These made our annual Golf Trip! Logo quality was spot on! Thanks legends.'
Webbsy
Vic, Golf Menace
Secret Santa
'I couldn't find a premium looking gift anywhere. Titleist balls arrived boxed up neatly with extra goodies. Love they're a local, Aussie business!'
Lauren
WA, work stitch-up
Frothing
'10/10 Gift. Came with a pack of fancy tees too!'
Jack, NSW
14 HC, Melbourne
Perfect blend of sentimental and cooked.
"Gave her a ball with a cursed meme on one side and “This is why we don’t golf together” on the other. She howled. Then nearly hit me with a 7-iron. 10/10."
Lexi W.
Still Emotionally Recovering
Grandad said it’s the best gift he’s ever gotten.
"Printed a sleeve with a photo of his dog, a quote from Caddyshack, and our family name. He’s refused to play with them. Says they’re going on display."
Sam R.
Favourite Grandchild
Turned my bucks party into a therapy session.
"Every mate got a ball with a different roast. One was just my ex’s name. Another said “swing harder, coward.” Unforgettable. Also might need new friends."
Tom G.
Happily Roasted
Business Balls
"Got 3 dozen printed for our business, with brand logos and a QR code linked to our
website. Came in time for our golf day - staff and clients loved them!"
Sam P.
Perth, WA
Got one for Mum. She cried.
"Wrote “#1 Golfer (In Our Suburb)” on one side and uploaded a baby photo of me mid-tantrum. Emotional whiplash. She’s framed it next to the wedding photos."
Jamie R.
Family Favourite (for now)
Choosing The Right Ball
Read our ball descriptions below, ordered from budget through to premium:
A real crowd-pleaser. Big brand name, decent flight, low sting on the wallet.
Perfect For: Regular golfers who lose a few but still want to look like they know what they’re doing.
Gets the job done with a bit of extra zip. Good feel, good distance, great logo real estate.
Perfect For: Weekend warriors who want a step up in quality and aren’t in denial that they need ProV1s.
The gentle giant for golfers with slower swing speeds or those who value feel over fireworks.
Perfect For: Beginners, seniors, or anyone who wants a softer touch around the greens.
The underdog’s ProV1. Tour performance with a bit less price and a bit more personality.
Perfect For: The golfer who actually knows what spin rate means, but isn’t a member of Royal Melbourne.
The holy grail of golf balls. Pure off the face and expensive enough to make you cry when you lose one.
Perfect For: The scratch player, the golf tragic, or the love interest you’re trying to seriously impress.
Ask The Caddie
How It Works
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Choose Your Print: Select one-sided or double-sided print (just an extra fiver) depending on how much flair you want to add.
Choose Your Customisation Type:
- QR Code – Upload a short video or link and we’ll print a scannable code that plays it back.
- Image / Logo – Add a logo, photo or graphic. Transparent PNGs work best for a clean finish.
- Text – Add up to three lines of text. Use one, two, or all three lines, we’ll centre it for you.
- QR Code – Upload a short video or link and we’ll print a scannable code that plays it back.
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On this page! Just select your file type (video, image or text), and upload your content.
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If you've uploaded the wrong video and proceeded with the order, shoot us an email and we can sort you out.
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If you’ve uploaded an image or logo, you’ll get to see a preview of your ball on this page. All images are uploaded in the exact same spot, [add size and centre etc].
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Hopefully soon, but not yet. Every ball in the pack gets the same personalisation. If you're buying for a group, go with separate orders.
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We offer standard and express shipping option in Australia. Check your estimated delivery at checkout.
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Not yet. We’re keeping it local while we get in the swing. Watch this space.
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Sure can! We love catering to events and bulk orders. Just reach out via out contact or corporate page and tell us what you have in mind.
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We love cheeky. We don’t love hateful. If it’s racist, sexist or just plain cooked, it’s getting the red flag and we’re sending you back to the range.
FAST DELIVERY
We ship quicker than your mate slices one into the bush. We won't leave you empty-handed on game day.
EVENT GIFTING
From weddings, to company golf days, we've got you sorted!
BUILT BY GOLFERS*
We're not any good*, but we are obsessed lunatics who wanted a better way to roast our mates.